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		<title>Don&#8217;t overpay for wooden spoons</title>
		<link>http://www.sidesofmarch.com/index.php/archive/2009/05/28/don-overpay-for-wooden-spoons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 13:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>While idly browsing through Buy.com’s web site today, I came across a “hot deal” for a wooden spoon.</p>
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<p>$16.40 for a wooden spoon? You’ve got to be kidding! Tack on shipping and it’s nearly $23. Do people really pay that much for a wooden spoon? Sure, it’s a <em><a href="http://www.paderno.com/">Paderno</a></em> wooden spoon (I guess that means something), but really now… Just <a title="Froogle search for 'wooden spoon'" href="http://www.google.com/products?q=wooden+spoon">do a Froogle search</a> and find a perfectly good 18” wooden spoon made of beechwood for $2.59. Even better, buy a dozen of those beechwood spoons for $1.99 each (plus shipping, of course).</p>
<p>Consider your options:</p>

Spend $23 and have one wooden spoon for yourself.
Spend $33 and have one wooden spoon for yourself and one wooden spoon for 11 friends.

<p>Don’t insult grandma and buy an overpriced wooden spoon. She wouldn’t be happy.</p>
<a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a <span style="color:#777"> . . .<br /><br />&#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/index.php/archive/2009/05/28/don-overpay-for-wooden-spoons/">Don&#8217;t overpay for wooden spoons</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While idly browsing through Buy.com’s web site today, I came across a “hot deal” for a wooden spoon.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/wp-content/uploads/woodenspoon.png"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" title="Buy.com's $22 wooden spoon (shipping included)" src="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/wp-content/uploads/woodenspoon-thumb.png" border="0" alt="Buy.com's $22 wooden spoon (shipping included)" width="578" height="215" /></a></p>
<p>$16.40 for a wooden spoon? You’ve got to be kidding! Tack on shipping and it’s nearly $23. Do people really pay that much for a wooden spoon? Sure, it’s a <em><a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.paderno.com%2F&sref=rss">Paderno</a></em> wooden spoon (I guess that means something), but really now… Just <a title="Froogle search for 'wooden spoon'" href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fproducts%3Fq%3Dwooden%2Bspoon&sref=rss">do a Froogle search</a> and find a perfectly good 18” wooden spoon made of beechwood for $2.59. Even better, buy a dozen of those beechwood spoons for $1.99 each (plus shipping, of course).</p>
<p><img style="display: inline; margin: 12px 0px 12px 12px; border: solid 1px #777; padding: 2px;" src="http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Velia.jpg" alt="" align="right" />Consider your options:</p>
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<li>Spend $23 and have one wooden spoon for yourself.</li>
<li>Spend $33 and have one wooden spoon for yourself and one wooden spoon for 11 friends.</li>
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<p>Don’t insult grandma and buy an overpriced wooden spoon. She wouldn’t be happy.</p>
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		<title>Weapons of Sole Destruction</title>
		<link>http://www.sidesofmarch.com/index.php/archive/2008/12/22/weapons-of-sole-destruction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Liberty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The latest in military technology is here!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/wp-content/uploads/apm24991lrg.jpg"></a></p>
<p>Shoe picture from <a href="http://www.shoeoutlets.com">http://www.shoeoutlets.com</a>.</p>
<a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a <span style="color:#777"> . . .<br /><br />&#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/index.php/archive/2008/12/22/weapons-of-sole-destruction/">Weapons of Sole Destruction</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The latest in military technology is here!</p>
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<p>Shoe picture from <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shoeoutlets.com&sref=rss">http://www.shoeoutlets.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>Sometimes, search results bring unexpected surprises</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>While working on a project today, I needed to incorporate an animated AJAX spinner image. I knew there was a web site that had lots of them, but I couldn&#8217;t remember the domain name, so I did what most people do: I turned to Google.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a screenshot of Google&#8217;s search results for the terms <strong>ajax load image</strong>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/wp-content/uploads/google-ajax-load-image-results.jpg"></a></p>
<p>Granted, the first item in the search resultswas the site I was looking for, <a href="http://www.ajaxload.info">www.ajaxload.info</a>. What I didn&#8217;t expect to see is a woman in a bikini coming up in the image search results. The image comes from a blog post tutorial, <a href="http://tips.webdesign10.com/how-to-make-a-brazilian-bikini-photo-gallery-with-drupal-and-ajax"><em>How to Make a Brazilian Bikini Photo Gallery With Drupal and AJAX</em></a>.</p>
<p>OK, maybe Google&#8217;s results weren&#8217;t too far off, but they certainly were surprising!</p>
<a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a <span style="color:#777"> . . .<br /><br />&#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/index.php/archive/2008/10/02/sometimes-search-results-bring-unexpected-surprises/">Sometimes, search results bring unexpected surprises</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While working on a project today, I needed to incorporate an animated AJAX spinner image. I knew there was a web site that had lots of them, but I couldn&#8217;t remember the domain name, so I did what most people do: I turned to Google.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a screenshot of Google&#8217;s search results for the terms <strong>ajax load image</strong>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/wp-content/uploads/google-ajax-load-image-results.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-286" title="Google search results for the terms \'ajax load image\'" src="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/wp-content/uploads/google-ajax-load-image-results.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="295" /></a></p>
<p>Granted, the first item in the search resultswas the site I was looking for, <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ajaxload.info&sref=rss">www.ajaxload.info</a>. What I didn&#8217;t expect to see is a woman in a bikini coming up in the image search results. The image comes from a blog post tutorial, <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftips.webdesign10.com%2Fhow-to-make-a-brazilian-bikini-photo-gallery-with-drupal-and-ajax&sref=rss"><em>How to Make a Brazilian Bikini Photo Gallery With Drupal and AJAX</em></a>.</p>
<p>OK, maybe Google&#8217;s results weren&#8217;t too far off, but they certainly were surprising!</p>
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		<title>Miles per gallon &#8211; a (humorous) perspective</title>
		<link>http://www.sidesofmarch.com/index.php/archive/2008/03/11/miles-per-gallon-a-humorous-perspective/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:24:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.guinnesswebstore.com/bar.asp?HDR=bar"></a> Just got this one via e-mail&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud to be an American.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Methinks I&#8217;ll be having a <a href="http://www.guinness.com/us_en/">Guinness</a> tonight.  </p>
<a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a <span style="color:#777"> . . .<br /><br />&#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/index.php/archive/2008/03/11/miles-per-gallon-a-humorous-perspective/">Miles per gallon &#8211; a (humorous) perspective</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guinnesswebstore.com%2Fbar.asp%3FHDR%3Dbar&sref=rss"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" src="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/wp-content/uploads/guinness.png" border="0" alt="Guinness draught, a fine malty beverage!" width="148" height="216" align="right" /></a> Just got this one via e-mail&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.<br />
Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.<br />
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.<br />
Kind of makes you proud to be an American.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Methinks I&#8217;ll be having a <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.guinness.com%2Fus_en%2F&sref=rss">Guinness</a> tonight. <img src='http://www.sidesofmarch.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Naming CSS properties, HTML properties&#8230; and fighting five-year olds</title>
		<link>http://www.sidesofmarch.com/index.php/archive/2008/01/08/naming-css-properties-html-properties-and-fighting-five-year-olds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[css]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It started innocently enough when I stumbled across a blog post over at <a href="http://poshcss.com">PoshCSS</a>, <a href="http://poshcss.com/2007/12/20/how-many-css-properties-can-you-name-in-7-minutes"><em>How many CSS Properties can you name in 7 minutes?</em></a> Curious, I took the test.</p>
<a id="mingle2_badge" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/4/369/css_properties.tjf6k7r9ix.jpg) no-repeat left top; width: 335px; color: #fff; height: 93px; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/css_quiz"><strong id="mingle2_badge_score" style="display: block; padding-left: 123px; font-weight: normal; font-size: 20px; padding-top: 20px; font-family: times new roman, arial">64</strong></a>
<p>That took me to another test: <a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/html_quiz">How many HTML elements you can name in five minutes?</a> I took that test, too.</p>
<a id="mingle2_badge" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/779/577/html_elements.73yc3yfan5.jpg) no-repeat left top; width: 335px; color: #fff; height: 147px; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/html_quiz"><strong id="mingle2_badge_score" style="display: block; padding-left: 125px; font-weight: normal; font-size: 45px; padding-top: 60px; font-family: times new roman, arial">57</strong></a>
<p>This in turn took me to the most important test: <a href="http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/">How many five year olds could you take in a fight?</a></p>
<a style="display: block; font-size: 42px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/843/315/fight5.7ftur50e2j.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; color: #fff; padding-top: 155px; font-family: arial, sans-serif; height: 84px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none" <span style="color:#777"> . . .<br /><br />&#8594; Read More: <a href="http://www.sidesofmarch.com/index.php/archive/2008/01/08/naming-css-properties-html-properties-and-fighting-five-year-olds/">Naming CSS properties, HTML properties&#8230; and fighting five-year olds</a></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It started innocently enough when I stumbled across a blog post over at <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fposhcss.com&sref=rss">PoshCSS</a>, <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fposhcss.com%2F2007%2F12%2F20%2Fhow-many-css-properties-can-you-name-in-7-minutes&sref=rss"><em>How many CSS Properties can you name in 7 minutes?</em></a> Curious, I took the test.</p>
<div><a id="mingle2_badge" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/4/369/css_properties.tjf6k7r9ix.jpg) no-repeat left top; width: 335px; color: #fff; height: 93px; text-decoration: none" href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.justsayhi.com%2Fbb%2Fcss_quiz&sref=rss"><strong id="mingle2_badge_score" style="display: block; padding-left: 123px; font-weight: normal; font-size: 20px; padding-top: 20px; font-family: times new roman, arial">64</strong></a></div>
<p>That took me to another test: <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.justsayhi.com%2Fbb%2Fhtml_quiz&sref=rss">How many HTML elements you can name in five minutes?</a> I took that test, too.</p>
<div><a id="mingle2_badge" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/779/577/html_elements.73yc3yfan5.jpg) no-repeat left top; width: 335px; color: #fff; height: 147px; text-decoration: none" href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.justsayhi.com%2Fbb%2Fhtml_quiz&sref=rss"><strong id="mingle2_badge_score" style="display: block; padding-left: 125px; font-weight: normal; font-size: 45px; padding-top: 60px; font-family: times new roman, arial">57</strong></a></div>
<p>This in turn took me to the most important test: <a href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com%2F&sref=rss">How many five year olds could you take in a fight?</a></p>
<div><a style="display: block; font-size: 42px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/843/315/fight5.7ftur50e2j.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; color: #fff; padding-top: 155px; font-family: arial, sans-serif; height: 84px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none" href="http://redirectingat.com?id=17923X751173&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.justsayhi.com%2Fbb%2Ffight5&sref=rss">23</a></div>
<p>Granted, that&#8217;s about 20 minutes wasted, but it sure is fun to know that a 37-year old with some martial arts experience can take on 23 five-year-olds. It was also depressing to put myself in the &#8220;36-55&#8243; age bracket.</p>
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